CARTOONICA's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[F-Bombs and Potatoes]

Timeless classic! This never gets old!

[The Sorrows]

Nice creepy short movie.

My guess: Milhouse and Bart threw Maggie back and forth like a ball,
but just the way a father tosses his kid and catches it savely.
Unfortunately, Milhouse failed to catch Maggie, who fell on the ground and died
(Maggie = broken lamp).
Bart wasn't able to deal with the guilt and loss, wrote a suicide note in his tree house
and killed himself by jumping out of the tree house. Milhouse didn't killed himself
and tries to live with the guilt. He stands infront of the Simpon's house for hours,
desperately thinking about something he can do. Principal Skinner realized that his school
isn't the same without Bart.

Homer and Marge never had sex again. Krusty died.
THE END.

[Mega Man: The After Years]

I was waiting for decapitation...
Nice short movie!

[Killgore EP1]

He was a normal living bull, but they slaughtered his mom and cut off his balls.
Now he's pumped up on roids, seeking for bloody, ugly, mercyless REVENGE!

Am I the only one, who instantly thought of a PETA action hero?
Pro meat or not - I enjoyed this short animation (and my appetite for tasty meat is still there).
If you release more episodes on NG, I'm definitely watching it!
Good work!

[Man Spaghetti]

Well, this is something...new.
I wonder if this was inspired by a bad dream, drugs or a sick mind.
One thing is for sure; one cannot simply force randomness.
Being random is some sort of talent.
...I guess.

Good work!

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

Really smooth and great looking animation!
Extra kudos for adding bonus material at the end (i.e. blooper).

[Phillip ep2]

...

... ... Dude(!), stop stalking me!

Nice idea, man! Short but funny.
That's all. I try to keep this review short,
because, you know, I've already spent too much time on NG today. *sigh*

[An introduction maybe?]

Heheheh nice way to make it through the portal

At first I thought "Aw, SPAM again?"
but then I saw your concept and I like how you talk to the audience
and the two random items are well played (for random items).
Made me smiley.
It's not the most detailed work, nor has great content, but somehow I like it.
Dunno if someone tried this before, but this was new to me.
Nice experiment. ;)

[Miss Dynamite XXIII gdh]

LMAO

I usually don't write short reviews, but there is not much to say,
JUST that this movie is great!
The ending really made my day...and everyone who laughs, has a dirty mind.
I like your sense of humor.

[Miss Dynamite 24]

I have two bags of kudos - here have one!

Man, that was top notch!
This movie above was my first contact with "Miss Dynamite" and I really had no idea what it's all about.
I love your cartoon style and how everything looks so smooth.
The dub and sound effects + music fits perfect.
I'll def check out your stuff!
Keep up the sweet work! :D

Sirkowski responds:

Thanks! Hope you'll like the rest.