All 15 movie Reviews


F-Bombs and Potatoes F-Bombs and Potatoes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Timeless classic! This never gets old!



The Sorrows The Sorrows

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice creepy short movie.

My guess: Milhouse and Bart threw Maggie back and forth like a ball,
but just the way a father tosses his kid and catches it savely.
Unfortunately, Milhouse failed to catch Maggie, who fell on the ground and died
(Maggie = broken lamp).
Bart wasn't able to deal with the guilt and loss, wrote a suicide note in his tree house
and killed himself by jumping out of the tree house. Milhouse didn't killed himself
and tries to live with the guilt. He stands infront of the Simpon's house for hours,
desperately thinking about something he can do. Principal Skinner realized that his school
isn't the same without Bart.

Homer and Marge never had sex again. Krusty died.
THE END.


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SM PORNO collab SM PORNO collab

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Super Mario Bros - Japanese NTSC version.
....now you know why Western censorship exists.

But don't worry, the internet will fill that childhood gap.
If you want it or not. :)



Mega Man: The After Years Mega Man: The After Years

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I was waiting for decapitation...
Nice short movie!


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Killgore EP1 Killgore EP1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

He was a normal living bull, but they slaughtered his mom and cut off his balls.
Now he's pumped up on roids, seeking for bloody, ugly, mercyless REVENGE!

Am I the only one, who instantly thought of a PETA action hero?
Pro meat or not - I enjoyed this short animation (and my appetite for tasty meat is still there).
If you release more episodes on NG, I'm definitely watching it!
Good work!


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Man Spaghetti Man Spaghetti

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, this is something...new.
I wonder if this was inspired by a bad dream, drugs or a sick mind.
One thing is for sure; one cannot simply force randomness.
Being random is some sort of talent.
...I guess.

Good work!


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Kidd's Big Day Kidd's Big Day

Rated 4 / 5 stars

>Turn on Sega Master System II
>Accidentally forgot to put game in slot
>Suddenly "ALEX KIDD in Miracle World"
>Shat bricks

Good times, although the controls felt kinda stiff and clumsy.
...and the game was trolling you in general.
Shit happens, Alex.

Thanks for the nostalgia!


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The Steven Seagal Show #1 The Steven Seagal Show #1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really smooth and great looking animation!
Extra kudos for adding bonus material at the end (i.e. blooper).



Phillip ep2 Phillip ep2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

...

... ... Dude(!), stop stalking me!

Nice idea, man! Short but funny.
That's all. I try to keep this review short,
because, you know, I've already spent too much time on NG today. *sigh*


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An introduction maybe? An introduction maybe?

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Heheheh nice way to make it through the portal

At first I thought "Aw, SPAM again?"
but then I saw your concept and I like how you talk to the audience
and the two random items are well played (for random items).
Made me smiley.
It's not the most detailed work, nor has great content, but somehow I like it.
Dunno if someone tried this before, but this was new to me.
Nice experiment. ;)


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