Recent Movie Reviews


F-Bombs and Potatoes F-Bombs and Potatoes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Timeless classic! This never gets old!



The Sorrows The Sorrows

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice creepy short movie.

My guess: Milhouse and Bart threw Maggie back and forth like a ball,
but just the way a father tosses his kid and catches it savely.
Unfortunately, Milhouse failed to catch Maggie, who fell on the ground and died
(Maggie = broken lamp).
Bart wasn't able to deal with the guilt and loss, wrote a suicide note in his tree house
and killed himself by jumping out of the tree house. Milhouse didn't killed himself
and tries to live with the guilt. He stands infront of the Simpon's house for hours,
desperately thinking about something he can do. Principal Skinner realized that his school
isn't the same without Bart.

Homer and Marge never had sex again. Krusty died.
THE END.


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SM PORNO collab SM PORNO collab

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Super Mario Bros - Japanese NTSC version.
....now you know why Western censorship exists.

But don't worry, the internet will fill that childhood gap.
If you want it or not. :)


Recent Game Reviews


Adventure Plane Adventure Plane

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cheesy, crazy & unforgiving, but well executed - that's how I like my Mausland entertainment.
Couldn't beat level 4 yet, but the urge is strong and frustration is a part of the game, so...


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Wiesi responds:

Hey, thanks for playing and reviewing! :)


Reach the toilet! Reach the toilet!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Although there is a freezing bug in the Mario level, which happens randomly;
such bug can be fixed and it's not really a tough game (well, in real life it is),
so it doesn't hurt to start from the beginning.

I guess the main goal is not to finish the game, but to make you laugh.

Personally, I couldn't stop laughing when I played the Mario level (again),
almost reached the pipe, but then shat turds in midair.
(Thinking about it makes me laugh again)

Thanks for the laughter, sir!
Cheers!


Blobzone responds:

Glad you liked it :)
Yeah, thats the kind of humor i am aiming for.

Reach the Toilet 2 is coming soon : ) (Still need to finish some other projects right now)
and will hopefully entertain even more people :D


The Chalice of Marfa The Chalice of Marfa

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Someone has watched The King of Kong...

Pretty nice work for a first game.
Add different death animations, find a good voice actor on NG, with decent recording equipment
and the game will be improved entertainment-wise.


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BoobMarley responds:

Couldn't have given a more accurate critique myself, I appreciate it.
A good catch with the KoK reference, you smarty.

Recent Audio Reviews


Torch of Victory Torch of Victory

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Galloping rhythms ♥
Great work! This piece is pretty energizing.



Sweet Cold Revenge (rev1) Sweet Cold Revenge (rev1)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not a fan of dubstep (exceptions prove the rule), but metal and this fusion sounds pretty cool!
Good work!


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The Legend of Mario (GaMetal) The Legend of Mario (GaMetal)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OH EM GEE!!

Mario + Link = I came & shat brix
Noice idea and very well executed, man!
Love it! \m/
/nuff said


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Recent Art Reviews


Dolphin Trick Dolphin Trick

Rated 0 / 5 stars

And they say dolphins are gay... Mah n***a! *brofist*



Cactuar hand-embroidered patch Cactuar hand-embroidered patch

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good work, I really like it! Wish such patch would be for sale.



Zelda Zelda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool!

You did this with a mouse?
I'm impressed! I wonder what will happen if you get a tablet and a pen(?).
Guess Zelda has a pretty inspiring/mojo activating effect, hm? ;)
I'd like to see more stuff like that.
(Requesting something in the wood with such light effects)
Cheers.


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